Inigo aka "Vapid Male Floozy" (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
sexualhealing) wrote2013-04-02 08:35 pm
sexualhealing) wrote2013-04-02 08:35 pm
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Character: Inigo
Series: Fire Emblem: Awakening
Character Age: 17
Canon: The problem with an unique magical artifacts is that everyone wants it for themselves. The Kingdom of Ylisse houses the Fire Emblem, a weapon that can save the world in its time of need or destroy it. Prince Chrom and his army of Shepherds must protect the Fire Emblem and fight a long war if they wish to save the world. Thankfully, they have a little help from their friends.... from the future.
Inigo has traveled time and space to save the world! ... Actually, that's a lie, Inigo actually traveled to the past to woo all the women in the world. Unfortunately, he tends to be outrageous and naive, putting his foot in his mouth or making dimwitted comments. The son of a dancer called Olivia, he has inherited her shy nature and dancing abilities. However, being a male dancer often causes Inigo to act awkwardly and doubt his strengths. Without having a hateful or angry side, he tries to be optimistic for everyone. Genuinely kind and unashamed of his character, Inigo just wants the world to smile with freedom.
Sample Post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Only a few? Pssh, I can do much better than that. Greetings, all you lovely residents of Camp of Words That Are Inappropriate For Children! I am Inigo, a loyal and stalwart champion of the ladies! ... People, I meant people, really. Slip of the tongue. It tends to do that. Stupid tongue.
Why are you joining our happy community?
As I was saying, I am here to liberate and protect the desirable ladies of this encampment, even at the cost of my own life. Of course I would much prefer if I don't die and if you could stop glaring at me, I would be most appreciative. In fact, I can show you how appreciative I can be.
But duty comes first! And my duty is to you, the Number One lady of my heart, even at the expense of my life and my wallet. Fair warning though, I was already pick pocketed by the last Number One lady of my heart. Though now I suppose she's become Number Two. Sniff. It broke my heart.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
I am excellent in a crisis! Why, just recently, when I was walking down the beach, what did I see? Two undead hooligans taking advantage of a purple humanoid ... thing. I immediately considered the wisest course of action which was to attract the attention of those bullies and deal with them myself.
Thankfully, it paid off and the purple creature was most grateful and, er, very charming. I just don't swing that way.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
Wow, there must be a lot of those going around! In fact, I have personal experience in these kind of crises! My advice would be to become a warrior of some caliber yourself or to run for the hills. I also approve of running to fight another day but I assure you, I would never abandon a woman in need. Especially if that need happens to be me, if you know what I mean.
But on a more serious note, if the end of the world is here, we have to make the most of our lives by protecting others and making sure they have the chance to smile honestly. No future should be without happiness.
Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
Of course not! Manly men can't afford to be squeami--Eek! Get that rotting arm away from me! I-I have allergies! Deadly allergies! Do you want me to cry?!
Ahem. As I was saying. I am certainly not squeamish. At all. Not even a little.
What's your greatest talent?
That's... so... Y-You can't just ask people that out of the blue! I'm not mentally prepared to give a reasonable response... Okay, let me think, if I had to say it's dan--Wait, no, I take it back! Er. Uhm. It's appreciating women!
... Please believe me.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
Er. Hm. That's certainly a ...valid question of sorts. Pollution by the undead must be a serious issue in this place. Soooo, my best guess would be ... pretend it's not there! Haha, that's a perfect answer. I'm too good at this.
If you could get away with committing one crime and suffer absolutely no consequences, what would you do and why?
Hmm, if I had to be responsible for one crime, it would be to steal the hearts of every lady in the world. Those are consequences I would gladly suffer. Even if they involve pitchforks because that has happened once or twice.
Do you have a five year plan in mind?
Oh, yes, I do! After I charm every girl I can, I'm going to go on a world-wide campaign to make people smile. Wars and inappropriate prison camps can make it difficult to smile and enjoy life, but I will make it happen!
Unless they want me to dance. A man of passion has limits after all. Besides, I'd... probably faint from all the blood rushing into my head.
((In with 29/2))
Series: Fire Emblem: Awakening
Character Age: 17
Canon: The problem with an unique magical artifacts is that everyone wants it for themselves. The Kingdom of Ylisse houses the Fire Emblem, a weapon that can save the world in its time of need or destroy it. Prince Chrom and his army of Shepherds must protect the Fire Emblem and fight a long war if they wish to save the world. Thankfully, they have a little help from their friends.... from the future.
Inigo has traveled time and space to save the world! ... Actually, that's a lie, Inigo actually traveled to the past to woo all the women in the world. Unfortunately, he tends to be outrageous and naive, putting his foot in his mouth or making dimwitted comments. The son of a dancer called Olivia, he has inherited her shy nature and dancing abilities. However, being a male dancer often causes Inigo to act awkwardly and doubt his strengths. Without having a hateful or angry side, he tries to be optimistic for everyone. Genuinely kind and unashamed of his character, Inigo just wants the world to smile with freedom.
Sample Post:
Tell us about yourself in a few words.
Only a few? Pssh, I can do much better than that. Greetings, all you lovely residents of Camp of Words That Are Inappropriate For Children! I am Inigo, a loyal and stalwart champion of the ladies! ... People, I meant people, really. Slip of the tongue. It tends to do that. Stupid tongue.
Why are you joining our happy community?
As I was saying, I am here to liberate and protect the desirable ladies of this encampment, even at the cost of my own life. Of course I would much prefer if I don't die and if you could stop glaring at me, I would be most appreciative. In fact, I can show you how appreciative I can be.
But duty comes first! And my duty is to you, the Number One lady of my heart, even at the expense of my life and my wallet. Fair warning though, I was already pick pocketed by the last Number One lady of my heart. Though now I suppose she's become Number Two. Sniff. It broke my heart.
Do you think you are good in a crisis? Why?
I am excellent in a crisis! Why, just recently, when I was walking down the beach, what did I see? Two undead hooligans taking advantage of a purple humanoid ... thing. I immediately considered the wisest course of action which was to attract the attention of those bullies and deal with them myself.
Thankfully, it paid off and the purple creature was most grateful and, er, very charming. I just don't swing that way.
What if the crisis involved the end of the world? Please explain.
Wow, there must be a lot of those going around! In fact, I have personal experience in these kind of crises! My advice would be to become a warrior of some caliber yourself or to run for the hills. I also approve of running to fight another day but I assure you, I would never abandon a woman in need. Especially if that need happens to be me, if you know what I mean.
But on a more serious note, if the end of the world is here, we have to make the most of our lives by protecting others and making sure they have the chance to smile honestly. No future should be without happiness.
Do you consider yourself squeamish? Please provide an example.
Of course not! Manly men can't afford to be squeami--Eek! Get that rotting arm away from me! I-I have allergies! Deadly allergies! Do you want me to cry?!
Ahem. As I was saying. I am certainly not squeamish. At all. Not even a little.
What's your greatest talent?
That's... so... Y-You can't just ask people that out of the blue! I'm not mentally prepared to give a reasonable response... Okay, let me think, if I had to say it's dan--Wait, no, I take it back! Er. Uhm. It's appreciating women!
... Please believe me.
Would you be able to dispose of the flesh of the undead? How?
Er. Hm. That's certainly a ...valid question of sorts. Pollution by the undead must be a serious issue in this place. Soooo, my best guess would be ... pretend it's not there! Haha, that's a perfect answer. I'm too good at this.
If you could get away with committing one crime and suffer absolutely no consequences, what would you do and why?
Hmm, if I had to be responsible for one crime, it would be to steal the hearts of every lady in the world. Those are consequences I would gladly suffer. Even if they involve pitchforks because that has happened once or twice.
Do you have a five year plan in mind?
Oh, yes, I do! After I charm every girl I can, I'm going to go on a world-wide campaign to make people smile. Wars and inappropriate prison camps can make it difficult to smile and enjoy life, but I will make it happen!
Unless they want me to dance. A man of passion has limits after all. Besides, I'd... probably faint from all the blood rushing into my head.
((In with 29/2))